forni-kate:

sooo Miley Cyrus can switch from this sweet country girl to this ghetto white girl who wears grills and shakes her ass but when Raven Symone says that she can finally get married because she is a lesbian everyone goes “childhood ruined”…. ok

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

trekupmysleeve:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Explains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

XJ